Thursday, November 13, 2008

Brat Mode

Brat Mode: A condition commonly characterized by ongoing grumpiness, rudness, irritalibity, reoccuring defience, and general disobedience. It can also be coupled with frequent and unprovoked outbursts, and agressive behavior towards others.Those who suffer from this disorder can be afflicted for brief or long periods of time always at the detriment of those around them. In rare cases sleep walking and night terrors can result or cause this disorder.

Recomendations include but are not limited to: Time outs, increased chores, grounding, verbal reprimands, and when necessary a brief swat on the rear. Caretakers may feel the need to: take extra naps, eat more food and chocolate, cry in closests, pull their hair out, increase medication, or leave the home for extended periods of time. If none of the above are effective, and if all else fails...get on your knees and PRAY.

3 comments:

Jenifer said...

Kelly, you are so cute and so brilliant with your use of words...I don't know if mine would be so eliquent. (probably alot more cuss words :) ) Love ya!!

Carrie said...

awesome. you should hear my girls lately...the two youngest. UGH! This morning they fought over the door. Literally...the door. ARGH

Liz said...

Hmmm...sounds awfully familiar. Just add a few more episodes of biting and hitting, and I'm there withya!

BTW...LOVED book club book. Read it all in one sitting. Now Melanie wants it. :) She's comin' to bookclub that night with us! :) YAY!